Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. —Henry Fielding

29 April 2010

When Disney Makes No Sense

Meghan: I always got really bored during Bambi.
Mark: I love Bambi! I have mommy-issues, obviously.
David: But what even happens in Bambi? The mom dies. Is there any other plot?
Meghan: See: boring. Nothing happens.
Aaron: He learns to walk. And he meets Thumper. And Flower. And he falls in love with that girl deer. And then actually it is Spring so the whole forest is in love and they are twitterpated. It is so cute!
David: They talk on Twitter?
Aaron: ...