Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. —Henry Fielding

20 August 2010

You're Only a Lady If It Says So on Your Cup

Bartender: You get one of your glasses of wine for free because it's ladies' night.
Liz: Okay. Thanks.
Aaron: Is there some sort of reason I don't qualify as a lady?
Bartender: ...

Liz: I'm not sure he understood that.
Aaron: Oh, he understood.