Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. —Henry Fielding
12 December 2009
When My Friends I Are Mean and Filthy at the Same Time
Liz: She is terrified of you. Aaron: She loves me and is terrified of me. Liz: She fetishizes you. Aaron: She masturbates with a giant black dildo while thinking about me. Liz: She has a fleshlight for her microphallus.