Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. —Henry Fielding

12 December 2009

When My Friends I Are Mean and Filthy at the Same Time

Liz: She is terrified of you.
Aaron: She loves me and is terrified of me.
Liz: She fetishizes you.
Aaron: She masturbates with a giant black dildo while thinking about me.
Liz: She has a fleshlight for her microphallus.

1 comment:

  1. I sometimes can't believe the things I say to you in facebook chat. I think my father would just die if he saw them. Babs would probs be okay with it.