Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. —Henry Fielding

10 December 2018

John Apple Jack (2013)

I felt like watching something silly and gay this morning and I got what I asked for.

When people complain about how bad gay movies are, this is the kind of thing they're describing. John Apple Jack has a rather cute premise, actually, and Kent Leung is sexy as hell (obviously, he's the reason I chose this dumb gay movie over the twenty other dumb gay movies available to stream), but the movie is made so poorly, the acting is so bad, the jokes are so stupid, the script so preposterous, that it is impossible even really to laugh at the film's humor.

This movie is not good.

But I still thought it was cute, honestly.

How can I be mad at something this guileless? Plus, watching two guys fall in love is still something I want to see. (Even if they are both obviously straight guys and don't do a good job of letting us think they're gay.)

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