me: Are you feeling better?
me: oh dear.
Are you seeing a doctor?
Ryan: i hate being sick like this
he said it is a viral pink eye
me: when does it go away?
Ryan: he didn't say. it just really hurts and i can't go to school because it is contagious
me: Jesus Christ.
What a pain in the ass!
Ryan: i'm both bored and in pain
me: Are you on drugs?
Ryan: yes. they gave me these drugs for my eyes. the drops burn like acid in my eye
me: oh my lord.
Ryan: i feel like bette davis in dark victory