Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. —Henry Fielding

05 January 2010

When the Gossip Is Old

Mark: How did you not know that? I thought everyone knew. That is the oldest gossip in the world.
Aaron: There's no point in even pouring that. That tea is way cold, honey.
Mark: That is like iced tea at this point. It might not even be tea anymore. That might be a tea stain.