Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. —Henry Fielding

01 January 2010

When God Blesses Threesomes

Liz: If Jesus is the center of a Christian marriage, doesn't that make it polygamy? And doesn't it make the husband gay?
Aaron: Yes and yes... And it also makes the woman a whore.
Liz: A woman is de facto a whore, no?
Aaron: Yes, but this would make her one of those special Salomé virgin-whores!
Liz: Oh, of courssssssssssssse. I forget that there are categories. Or, perhaps, (s)categories?
Aaron: Categ(wh)ories.