Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. —Henry Fielding

20 June 2012

A Little Perspective

Aaron: I sometimes think that my so-called type is guys who need me.
George: Fixer-uppers?
Aaron: Sort of. Well, not guys who need fixing or anything, but guys who need someone to believe in them. Guys who don't have a lot of faith in themselves or whatever. I mean, it's such a pattern. I'm starting to think that that's the kind of person I like, you know?
George: Huh.
Aaron: Yeah.
George: Well, I like fake tits and a round ass.
Aaron: Touché.