I know it's been a while, and I know I don't believe in you anymore. But I want this semester to be over. Please help.
I have another 30 papers to grade
And a 20-page final paper to write (still)
And we're throwing a party on Saturday (masochistic, I know, but everyone will be leaving right after classes are out and we want to say goodbye)
Oh yeah, and I'm not doing any of my real work because I'm busy reading about medieval pageant wagons for the York cycle plays, a topic about which I care nothing.