Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. —Henry Fielding

20 May 2007

Quote of the Day

me: Oh my god, he's the whore of Babylon.
Tito: Seriously, he's slept with forty guys since I've known him.
me: Jesus! Have you even slept with that many guys in your life?
Tito: No.
me: Me either.
Tito: I haven't even masturbated that many times!