Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. —Henry Fielding

20 November 2005

Employee of the Month

Human Resources sent the following memo to the entire company:
We are pleased to announce the ***** Corporation Employee of the Month for October 2005 is Aaron Thomas!!

Aaron works in the Accounting Department and has been with ***** since October 2004. He is a talented, conscientious, and dedicated worker and has proven to be a wonderful addition to the ***** team. His sense of humor lightens the day for all of us and helps make ***** a better place to work. All this, in addition to being cute and brilliant!

Please join us in congratulating Aaron on this well deserved award and a job well done!
My favorite part is the part about how cute I am.