Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. —Henry Fielding

08 June 2005

Scenes from the Grocery

"Who are those two fat people on the front of that newspaper?" I thought to myself. As I got closer I read the caption: GARTH AND TRISHA EXPECTING. These two, formerly attractive (I think I remember reading) people both look just horrible. I mean, admittedly it was Star Magazine but still. They both look so... well, large.

I spent the evening with the lovely Ashley. We went to see a one-act thing that our friend Mike was/is in. He was very funny. The rest of it was, for me, kind of iffy. There was this one scene with this British woman and her lesbian daughter that had me in hysterics, though. Serious good times. I have to look this woman up. She was hilarious.
The real fun of the evening, though, was just spending some time with Ashley and visiting. Cheers.