Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. —Henry Fielding

01 September 2004

My friend

Wahima invented a new word last night. I literally could not stop laughing for three full minutes. I was in pain. It was fucking hilarious. She kept calling these people "draggles." I was dying. I was begging her to stop. And she was going on and on about this man's cornrows. I almost fucking passed out.

The woman is fucking brilliant. She is one of the funniest people I know.

I did a search for myself on the web. For kicks. Since I googled my stalking victim, Jaime suggested that it would be prudent to google myself just to see what came up. Four articles: Reviews of Hamlet, Taming of the Shrew ("Show Gives Shakespeare Good Stretch"), Picasso at the Lapin Agile, and Gross Indecency AND a bunch of pictures of actors in The Sin Project (must've been Kim's page.) There are however no pictures of me to be found through Google.