8. Animated Short Films
I changed my mind and decided to watch the live-action shorts. I don't know why I did this, but I guess I was feeling hopeful. This year's Live-action Short Film nominees are:
1 nomination
- Live-action Short
Cast: Miriam Margolyes, Alistair Nwachukwu, Stephen Fry, Oscar Lloyd
Miriam Margolyes is very cute in this, but this is schmaltzy. All three of the central characters are drawn in two dimensions, and Oscar Lloyd's performance is truly horrific. This is not a film about this particular woman at all, but "old people"; it's not a film about this young man but "aspiring young gay kids who want to be actors" or maybe just "how young people ought to be". Even its version of homosexuality is very silly—its chief references are Martin Sherman's Bent and Matthew Lopez's The Inheritance—a particular touch that could not be more on the nose. This overplays its hand in a big way, and this becomes decidedly tiresome by the time she tells the young man that she's never ever been seen by anyone in her whole life until he came along. Like... really? Who believes this? One thing: I adored a tiny sequence in the movie when the young man is in the shop and looks at the other gay stranger and then looks down at that tiny boy in a suit. That got a big laugh out of me in the theatre—none of the fifty elderly people in the theatre laughed, though, so I must have been the lone friend of Dorothy there. Anyway everyone else seems to love this. The Queer Cinema Archives instagram account just featured it, and you can watch it on YouTube. Smells like a winner to me.
Will win: Live-action Short
Could win: N/A
My rating: #5 out of 5
1 nomination
Cast: Aks, Ta'imua, Samantha Smart, Nicole Alyse Nelson, Hugo Armstrong, Marilyn Brett, Dustin Ingram
This made me laugh, but it's pretty dumb. It's an extended comedy sketch that became a short film. It works well for what it is, and the names of the women are legitimately hilarious. But... there's something weird for me about using the idealized Jane Austen narrative to do this. It seems also to be making fun of Jane Austen, and I am not specifically opposed to this, but it makes the film seem off to me. In any case, this is quite funny, and I had a good enough time with it. It just felt extravagantly silly.
Will win: N/A
Could win: Live-action Short
My rating: #4 out of 5
1 nomination
- Live-action Short
Cast: Michael Young, Chris Smither, Will Harrington, Judah Kelly, Matt Corcoran, Michael Keyes, Leroy Griffith, Daniel "Hutch" Hutchinson, David Scott "Muffin" McMurry, Luis "Tio Rigo" Rigoberto Amaya, Arthur "Roy" Farewell, Graham Mackie, Robert Broski, Jim Donnelly, David Jenner, Brian Coover, Jorge "Mr. George" Antonio Linares, Reuben L. "Rocket" Gonzales, Steve Corning
I liked this a lot. It moved nicely between different conversations without worrying too much about making sure we understood what was going on, and I liked the Russian-night-with-endless-snow of it all. This felt like something out of Turgenev or Chekhov (which of course it is), but by this I mean that it has a gentle humorous attitude toward its characters that is both mocking and loving, ironic and generous at the same time. I am especially fond of the scene where the young man leaves the bar quietly without telling anyone. For me, though, the hug was too much. This film is the one with Netflix money behind it. I don't think it can win because it's way too much of a monosexual all-male environment for voters—especially given the gay leanings of Dorothy and the feminist bent of Period Drama. But I do think this has a chance to spoil, and it is legitimately good, so that wouldn't be amiss.
Will win: N/A
Could win: Live-action short
My rating: #3 out of 5
1 nomination
- Live-action Short
Cast: Omar Sameer, Rona Toledano, Levinson-Blount, Dror Marko, Sara Raed, Oron Caspi, Eilon Cohen, Hadi Salama
Butcher's Stain won 2nd place at the Student Academy Awards in October 2025 so it comes to this with some pedigree already—Academy voters like this. Unfortunately, I don't think this really does much of anything, though. It's a kind of analysis of a problem that sees the main issue is people who jump to conclusions too quickly. Which, isn't really analysis: it's more like a proposal for everyone to slow down. Not a terrible proposal, but not one with any teeth to it either. I did like the ending of this. I don't think I have much more to say, though. I think I've grown tired of films with strong moral points of view.
Will win: N/A
Could win: N/A
My rating: #2 out of 5
(Two People Exchanging Saliva)
1 nomination
Cast: Zar Amir Ebrahimi, Luàna Bajrami, Aurélie Boquien, Vicky Krieps, Nicolas Bouchaud, Mitchell Jean, Mustapha Abourachid, Thibault De Lussy, Lucile Jaillant
This is my favorite of the five. It definitely goes on a bit too long, but it's intriguing and enjoyable, even if at times the prohibition on kissing in this world feels a bit, well... twee. I think perhaps I also just loved Zar Amir Ebrahimi, who is wonderful in this. And I adored the fashions (designed by Rezvan Farsijani) in this little film. They feel original and playful, and make this short film feel very expensive. The audience I was with did not care for this film at all. The over-sixty crowd I saw the movie with were actually incredulous. They thought it made no sense at all and was just weird for the sake of being weird. This is, in fact, a Greek Weird Wave film—even if the director isn't Greek—it's the kind of film Yorgos Lanthimos used to make, or that Christos Nikou and Athina Rachel Tsangari still make. It's designed to start us thinking about our own world by displacing a series of things that we take for granted and then studying its own characters. I found this film quite rich.
Will win: N/A
Could win: N/A
My rating: #1 out of 5
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