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28 February 2026

Crime 101 (2026)


Crime 101 
is a pleasure. Everyone in it is very nice, though, which is perhaps a sickness afflicting contemporary big-budget cinema (this was my friend Jason’s complaint about both last year's Superman and the recent Fantastic Four reboot). In any case, everyone’s niceness makes everything feel just a bit less dangerous than things ought to feel. 

I liked the Michael Mann of it all—this is very much in the vein of L.A. Takedown if not exactly Heat—and of course I loved how much Los Angeles was involved in this. And this is also an eighties movie in a lot of ways. The eighties are back: How to Make a Killing, which isn't even remotely as fun or good as Crime 101 also feels very '80s. 

We really should talk about how bad the title Crime 101 is, though. It's a pun on the 101 freeway, and you only really get that if you watch the film, and even then it's not a clever pun, more like a dad joke. And if you're gonna go generic, why not Grand Larceny or Million Dollar Heist. Ok, those are bad too. But Crime 101 makes it feel like we're here for Lessons in Crime, and that's just not what this movie is.

In any case, the highlight here are the car chases. There are two really excellent car sequences. The cast is great all around, with an especially weird and cool performance by Barry Keoghan, who always makes things feel more unpredictable and unhinged.

29 December 2023

Ferrari (2023)


This Ferrari script is a real mess. The acting is fine, but Driver is miscast (he’s waaaay too young) and Shailene Woodley should not be in this movie at all. Mostly the issue is the script. I’m just not sure what they were going for here.

03 July 2023

Manhunter (1986)


Manhunter
, which has the distinction of being the first film with Hannibal Lecter in it, is sexy, scary, dangerous. It's honestly so good. It’s crazy that William Petersen didn’t star in more films. He’s great in this.

09 August 2004

Coyotes in the City

Tonight I hung out with Elizabeth. It's so clear to me why she and Justin get on so well together. Justin, if he had the mind to, could easily be my best friend in the whole world. He's not; I just mean that I like him a hell of a lot. I think he's funny and intelligent, etc. (I don't want to go overboard here, so I'm stopping.) Elizabeth and I are seriously almost identical in personality, I think. Politically and morally I think we're certainly on the same page. But I think we have the same sense of humor and similar ideals in terms of society... I dunno exactly, but I think we're really similar.
Elizabeth and I went to El Cholo and then to the Paseo to see Collateral and then to the Yard House for a beer. The Yard House is really cool. I'd definitely go there again. Hip place with cool decor and not-too-expensive beer. They have about a hundred bers on tap, which is really cool too. The only thing is there's usually this huge line on weekends, so when I go back, I'll want to go on a weekday... and the weekdays when I can drink are few.
Elizabeth and I ran into Bill Morse, his wife Joyce and their son Matthew, too. They were going to see Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle. Big surprise. Stoners.

I think Elizabeth is the kind of girl I would have married if I were doing the whole "I'm a straight guy" thing. And then she would have found out about my homosexuality and then hated me for the rest of her life. Whew. Good thing I'm out of the closet so we can get along.

One more thing. This is my coworker's one-year-old son, Christian James: