Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. —Henry Fielding

29 April 2010

When Disney Makes No Sense

Meghan: I always got really bored during Bambi.
Mark: I love Bambi! I have mommy-issues, obviously.
David: But what even happens in Bambi? The mom dies. Is there any other plot?
Meghan: See: boring. Nothing happens.
Aaron: He learns to walk. And he meets Thumper. And Flower. And he falls in love with that girl deer. And then actually it is Spring so the whole forest is in love and they are twitterpated. It is so cute!
David: They talk on Twitter?
Aaron: ...

20 April 2010

When No One Is Shocked

Liz: I had no idea we were going to sleep together. I was really surprised.
Meghan: I wasn't.
Aaron: I wasn't either.
Bill: I knew the minute I saw you two together.
Anne: Yeah. Set your phasers to "don't stun".

16 April 2010

When A Girl's Gotta Do What a Girl's Gotta Do

Aaron: Can I send my mom a Mother's Day card that says "Give a girl a great mom and she can do anything"?
Tito: Do it!
Bill: Will she get that?
Aaron: I'm gonna go with no.

02 April 2010

When the Do Doesn't

Meghan: I hate his haircut.
Aaron: Really? I don't think it's so bad.
Meghan: It's too short.
Aaron: Well, it's better than the last one.
Meghan: Which one? The one where it was all high on top?
Aaron: Yeah. The one where he looked like he was going to a church social. As a woman.
Meghan: In Boise.