Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. —Henry Fielding

05 May 2004


Red Buttons or Scarlett Johanssen?

John Wayne or Vera Wang?

Chess or Chubby Checkers?

Benoît Charest or Benihana's?

"Candle in the Wind" or "Your Song"?

Monica or Rachel?

Miles Davis or Horton Foote?

Atlas Shrugged or Encyclopedia Brown?

Johnny Cash or Benjamin Franklin?

John Ford or Chevy Chase?

I know, I'm retarded... but I'm bored and I'm at work.