Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. —Henry Fielding

27 March 2013

At the Library...

Librarian: You're a faculty member?
Me: ...
Librarian: I must be getting old.
Me: Are you saying I look twenty-one years old?
Librarian: I guess I better not say.
Me:  ... (What does that even mean?)

2 comments:

  1. I love how you say "21" so specifically.

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  2. It means she's a bitter old hag, envious of your youthful exuberance and striking good looks.

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