Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. —Henry Fielding

10 October 2004

Horoscope

This from The October issue of Vanity Fair (the one with Jude Law on the cover):

Marriage and children. Those were the goals back in the old days before the outer planets hit mass consciousness, the Beatles went on The Ed Sullivan Show, and everything changed. These are different times, and with your newfound courage you're beginning to try new things, such as going off on your own and being openly hostile. This month, however, you may have to do the happily married thing. Three planets in your 7th house remind you to forget your role as a big rebel and conform for now to society's domestication program.

This next to a picture of Queen Latifah, who is, evidently also blissfully Piscean.

Hmm. No mention of working 60 hours a week.