Your naturally outgoing nature is intensified today, Aaron, making you a most desirable guest at parties. If you don't already own a tux, buy one. You will be needing it! It's no wonder you are so popular, because you are generous to a fault. Never mind your charm and good manners, the hostess gifts you bring are legendary. There is no doubt that you are quite the catch. Unless, that is, you have already been caught?
I think the guy who writes these is in love with me :)