Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. —Henry Fielding

25 April 2004

This post could have been...

It's so nice to have a man around the house, even if I'm the man who's around.

I was gonna be cool and brag about how I put on the new faucet in my lavatory, but it has not yet occurred.  I can't fucking figure it out!  What I think, is that the faucet company that sold me this thing gave me a raw deal and I really need to get water shut off valves and shit.  I am returning this shit tomorrow I swear.  I also think that there is no way that my current faucet mechanism comes apart.  I really don't think it does that.  I don't know, but I am damn frustrated and so I am leaving it until morning and going to bed.  I can try to fix the fucking thing tomorrow when I'm feeling like I can take more risks like just yanking the shit off.  We'll see.

I said "fuck" a lot this weekend.  I'm basically okay with that, too.