It's so nice to have a man around the house, even if I'm the man who's around.
I was gonna be cool and brag about how I put on the new faucet in my lavatory, but it has not yet occurred. I can't fucking figure it out! What I think, is that the faucet company that sold me this thing gave me a raw deal and I really need to get water shut off valves and shit. I am returning this shit tomorrow I swear. I also think that there is no way that my current faucet mechanism comes apart. I really don't think it does that. I don't know, but I am damn frustrated and so I am leaving it until morning and going to bed. I can try to fix the fucking thing tomorrow when I'm feeling like I can take more risks like just yanking the shit off. We'll see.
I said "fuck" a lot this weekend. I'm basically okay with that, too.