Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. —Henry Fielding

19 August 2004

Chisme!

Aaron: Guess who's out of the closet!
Jill: Who?
Aaron: (name deleted)
Jill: Oh, I knew that.
Aaron: WHAT!!! Why didn't you tell me?
Jill: I don't know.
Aaron: How could you possibly know that?
Jill: I forget who told me.
Aaron: We're in a huge fight right now.
(beat)
Jill: I think Holly told me.
Aaron: Yeah... she woulda heard it from Christine.
Jill: And she heard from Elesa.
Aaron: And she heard from Nathan. Right.
Jill: Tell me again and I'll pretend I don't know.
Aaron: Guess who's out of the closet!
Jill: Who?
Aaron: (name deleted)
Jill: SHUT UP!
Aaron: You're laughing too much; this isn't fun.
Jill: We are SO fighting. I have to go.
Aaron: Call me later.