Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. —Henry Fielding

30 August 2004

Elephants Never Forget

I'm extremely busy thinking of various ways in which I could cause bodily harm to myself. I'm compiling a list of new and inventive ways to inflict physical pain on my person. I'm adding these things to the list of things I would rather do than listen to the Republican National Convention tonight.

The reason "progressive" is such a great new term for liberals is that it describes by the law of opposites precisely what the conservatives are: "regressive."