I realized something today while I was watching Hello, Dolly!
I think I might be gay.
There is no reason on earth for me to like a movie as ridiculous as this as much as I do. It's like they took the entire experience of Disneyland and put it on film. This movie is not very good and yet I LOVED it. What a fun time! I swear Barbra Streisand is never out of the exact center of the frame when you watch it, and she always has some ridiculous hat on and she sings and it's just great. It's like a lesson in how to be fabulous.
Such good times. I really ought to watch something with some substance now. I'll think about it.