My shirt says "Morning Wood" and it's fuzzy. The best part is that it looks completely innocuous like a camp shirt. But instead it is sending insidious sexual messages to everyone with whom I come in contact. Hooray.
What movies come out this weekend? I think Bon Voyage. Hopefully some good stuff. I feel a little dirty from Secret Window. I don't usually see such standard studio fare. I need to see something shocking—some attempt at artistry or great filmaking. I was reading about Dogville this morning and I got really excited about it. That Nicole Kidman... she's completely ubiquitous. She needs to make fewer movies. I am going to start getting tired of her soon.