Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. —Henry Fielding

31 March 2004

I love my girlfriend Jill

Actual text messages from today:

Jill: I NEED A BEER!
Aaron: I would LOVE a beer!
Jill: MEET ME?

I hate Ohio. It's the worst state in the whole Union. I want Jill to come home!

End of whine.